5 dollar foot long

5-dollar-footlong

Okay…I like to think of myself as an equal opportunist.

Freelancing my fleshy footlong fornicating trouser bound t-rex through salacious invitations on a t-shirt is definitely a good idea in my book.

..hey…and at $5 bucks…a bargain. You only gotta 4 takers and you are in plus money, Sunshine.

So, when I saw this shirt, I had to buy one. So far, I have been to a few Subways and met with mixed results…in my opinion, the mixed ones were the best. I have contemplated getting an additional phrase put on the back that says “suck it bitches”  for good measure.

Anyway, the shirt is solid. Good construction and comfortable.

Have to say it’s a good price too.

With all the other sites out there, the economy being where it is today, its tough to find a place to shop online that truly caters to the professional. I am blessed. And apparently…aroused.

So I leave this post and review with a few thoughts.

I just got my aids test, a bottle of Viagra and new tshirt…. Open for business.  Takers?

Oh yes… and the word of the day is “butthole” don’t know why but say it 10x in different ways…fast, slow, high pitch low pitch. Whisper it…even make a random phone call…see who picks up and just say “butthole” see how many times you can say it before they hang up.

One last last thing…the jackasses at deezteez seem to think that linking directly to the shirt would be something short of a good idea….so click on the shirt…goto the site and scroll down.

Sorry…you have an extra step….wahhhhhh….please see statement above….suck it bitches! J

Now, that’s really it.

8 Responses to “5 dollar foot long”

  1. john lapree Says:

    now that is some funny shit. nice writing. love the tshirt…. does it come in some other color than green?

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